Everything is colorful, except the cars.

Old Nice.

All nice cars. Clean! No trucks here, or large vehicles other than buses which don’t count.

Lots of mopeds/scooters/vespas.

Lots of leather jackets.

Literally everyone is wearing a leather jacket, and they are almost all the same one.

Dogs EVERYWHERE! In restaurants, on the bus, everyone has one. And they are 99% all tiny!

Selfie stick fail. I’m THAT tourist trying to use one lol how embarrassing but wonderful.

I finally figured it out. Mom cupped this sculpted butt. The first picture I took looked like she was sticking her finger up there….. I’m not going to upload it but I’ll show you in person if you ask. I about died laughing when I took it… on the ground, cry laughing. My poor mother…

Pee smell. Ahhh city life.

Also, people smoke a lot and they are the tiniest cigs I’ve seen.

It’s ALMOST ruining the taste of my gelato.

Almost.

Mom doesn’t wanna go into the weed pharmacy with me. I’m curious ok?!

Scooters (think a razor) are still a thing here. A cool thing. Soooo many kids and even some adults ride them.

This trio, two girls and one guy, are sitting on the beach, drinking both wine and Starbucks, tearing off pieces of a baguette and eating it with Brie. How fucking French!

Alllllll the rocks. Were they put here or naturally here? Where is the sand?! Ouch it hurts to walk on but I am freaking going to put my big toe in this sea! Maybe my whole body if the wind knocks me over.

Alllllll the stairs.

436 to be exact. Plus a a few inclines that we feel should count.

They led to an amazing view and some cool parks and a waterfall.

Everyone smells nice. Ok, maybe not everyone, but almost every lady over the age of 40 that has passed me smells feminine and elegant, if that were a scent.

We are at a castle, there’s a couple dancing in some beautiful mosaic ruins, two buds are playing some sort of game in the sand with large, pool ball size metallic balls, and we are looking at an archeological dig site.

The jury is still out on wether or not you can drink openly here, it seems like a lot of people do, but no one seems to be drinking constantly. Also, back to the dogs, but none of the males are neutered that I have seen.

Walking to get oysters now, see a guy casually carrying a small lemon tree…

Got the fattest oysters of my life! And a blonde ale made right in the city! We should have tried to visit the brewery now that I think of it.

When you misinterpret someone when they say “next stop” so you get off the bus and wait for the next one because you thought they said “next bus”… only for the next bus driver to tell you the same thing and you realize you needed to stay on the first bus. Oops.

So we decided on a hotel.

Power doesn’t work in our room…

Oh it does, we are just American and don’t know how to use the lights. You stick your room key in this little box next to the door, otherwise none of the lights or power work. It’s a brilliant way to save electricity, as well as a brilliant way to make tourists feel silly haha.

Mom bought a baguette and she’s been so excited about it. I got Macarons and I enjoyed them but I also think I am perfectly happy with the ones from Sweet and Tarte in Bozeman!